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Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

Shareables

Southwest Chicken Eggrolls
$11.95

Chicken, black beans, corn, Monterey jack cheese, chopped
spinach, red bell pepper, jalapeno pepper served with queso

Gnome Stools
$10.95

Pabst beer battered fresh mushrooms. Served with ranch.

Ultimate Nachos
$13.95

Tortilla chips heaped with white queso, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, jalapeños, salsa, and sour cream | Add Chili, Chicken, or Beef $3.95

Chips & Dip
$6.95/Salsa
$8.95/Queso

Basket of crisp white corn tortilla chips served with creamy blanco queso or hand made salsa

Loaded Cheese Fries
$12.95

One pound of fries topped with bacon, creamy blanco queso, melted cheddar, and chopped jalapeños | Add Chili, Chicken, or Beef $3.95

Cheesesticks
$10.95

Square cut mozzarella cheese planks battered and deep fried,
served with garlic marinara.

Wings
$13.95

A basket of 8 crispy fried wings with celery and carrots. Your choice of sauce, rub, or naked | Buffalo, Spicy Apricot, BBQ, Asian or MO Rub.

Chicken Tenders
$10.95

Hand-breaded chicken tenders served with choice of dip or have them tossed in sauce.

Quesadilla
$12.95

Grilled chicken, melted cheddar jack, and grilled onions on a flour tortilla. Served with a side of salsa and sour cream.

Salads

House Salad
$12.95

Romaine, carrots, celery, cucumber, and tomato with your choice of dressing.

Buffalo Chicken Salad
$15.95

Fried chicken tossed in buffalo sauce, romaine, celery, carrots, cheddar jack cheese with a choice of dressing.

Grilled Chicken Caesar Salad
$14.95

Grilled chicken breast, romaine lettuce, parmesan, house-made croutons. Served with creamy Caesar dressing

Dressings:

French, Zesty Italian, Ranch, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Bleu Cheese, Thousand Island, Honey Mustard, Caesar

The Burger Forge

Thirsty's Burger
$14.95

7oz beef patty, tomato, pickles, lettuce, onion. Seasoned with our proprietary blend of spices • Add: Cheese $1.00 | Bacon $1.50 | Sautéed Mushrooms $1.00 | Sautéed Onion $1.00 | Sautéed or Fresh Jalapeno $1.00

Southwest Cheeseburger
$16.95

7oz beef patty topped with an onion ring, creamy blanco queso, fresh jalapenos, serrano aioli.

Buttons & Bacon
$16.95

7oz beef patty, lettuce, tomato, sautéed mushrooms, melted Swiss cheese, crispy bacon.

Gnome Melt
$16.95

7oz beef patty, grilled onions, melted Swiss cheese, dill pickle, and our secret gnome sauce. Served on rye bread.

Sandwiches & Wraps

Pork Tenderloin
$14.95

Handmade and hand breaded tenderloin fried to perfection.

Buffalo Tender Wrap
$15.95

Crispy strips of breaded chicken tossed in buffalo and served in a flour wrap. Romaine, carrots, and celery.

BLT
$11.95
Reuben
$15.95

Fresh shaved brisket, kraut, Swiss, Thousand Island on rye.

Buffalo Tender Sandwich
$15.95

Crispy strips of breaded chicken tossed in buffalo, melted pepper jack cheese, and ranch. Served on grilled Texas toast.

Thin & Crispy Pizza

Cheese
$8.95/9"
$13.95/14"

Red sauce and Mozzarella cheese

Supreme
$12.95/9"
$17.95/14"

Red sauce, beef, Italian sausage, pepperoni, red onion,
mushroom, green pepper and mozzarella cheese

White Garlic
$11.95/9"
$16.95/14"

Creamy white garlic sauce, Italian sausage, red onion and
mozzarella cheese

Chicken Caeser
$11.95/9"
$16.95/14"

Caesar sauce, chicken, garlic, topped with romaine, parmesan
and Caesar drizzle

Gnomeroni
$9.95/9"
$14.95/14"

Red sauce, double pepperoni and mozzarella cheese

Buffalo Chicken
$11.95/9"
$16.95/14"

Creamy buffalo sauce, chicken, banana pepper, mozzarella and
Monterey jack cheese

BBQ Chicken
$11.95/9"
$16.95/14"

Hickory BBQ sauce, chicken, red onion, mozzarella and
Monterey jack cheese, drizzled with BBQ sauce

Bacon Cheesburger
$12.95/9"
$17.95/14"

Red sauce, beef, bacon, pickle, mozzarella and Monterey Jack
cheese

Build it Your Gnome way
$8.95/9"
$13.95/14"

Choose your sauce & your toppings. There's Gnome wrong way.
Comes standard with red sauce and mozzarella

Toppings $1 Each
$1.00/Each

Red Onion, Mushroom, Green Olive, Green Pepper, Banana Pepper, Garlic, Jalapenos, Beef, Bacon, Italian Sausage, Chicken, Pepperoni, Extra Mozzarella Cheese, Monterey Jack Cheese

Premium Sauces $1 Each
$1.00

BBQ, Caesar, Creamy Buffalo, White Garlic

Sides

French Fries
$3.75/Side
$5.95/Basket

Hot, crispy, and perfectly seasoned with our signature blend of spices. Fresh from the fryer and impossible to resist.

Onion Rings
$4.95/Side
$7.95/Basket

Thick-cut sweet onions coated in a crispy golden batter and fried to perfection. Served hot and crunchy.

Country Style Green Beans
$3.95
Carrots & Celery
$2.95
Side Salad
$4.95
Side Caesar Salad
$4.95
Side of Dressing or Sauce
$0.50

Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

Menu

Tuesday
$11.95

Thirsty Burger & Fries

Wednesday
$11.95

Your choice of 6 Wings & Fries, or just wings for | $1.50 each (Minimum 6)

Thursday
$1.75

Beef tacos, hard or soft with lettuce, cheese & house made salsa | Add: Onions, Tomatoes, Jalapeños, or Sour Cream +$0.25 each

Pizza, Salad & Wings
$16.95

9" Pizza with 1 topping, side salad & 3 wings

Saturday
$13.95

Rueben & Fries

Sunday
$11.95

Tenderloin Sandwich & Fries

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