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Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

Shareables

Chips & Salsa
$6.95

Basket of crisp white corn tortilla chips and a bowl of hand made fresh salsa.

Chips & Queso
$8.95

Basket of crisp white corn tortilla chips served with creamy blanco queso.

Gnome Hats
$13.95

Fresh jalapeños stuffed with cream cheese and wrapped in bacon. Served with honey.

Loaded Cheese Fries
$12.95

One pound of fries topped with bacon, creamy blanco queso, melted cheddar, and chopped jalapeños | Add Chili, Chicken, or Beef $3.95

Gnome Chili

Cup $4.95 | Bowl $8.95 • A spicy favorite made fresh, with ground beef, black beans, and kidney beans, and melted cheddar, topped with sour cream.

Ultimate Nachos
$13.95

Tortilla chips heaped with white queso, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, jalapeños, salsa, and sour cream | Add Chili, Chicken, or Beef $3.95

Gnome Stools
$10.95

Pabst beer battered fresh mushrooms. Served with ranch.

Wings
$13.95

A basket of 8 crispy fried wings with celery and carrots. Your choice of sauce, rub, or naked | Buffalo, Spicy Apricot, BBQ, Asian or MO Rub.

Chicken Tenders
$12.95

Hand-breaded chicken tenders served with choice of dip or have them tossed in sauce.

Pretzel Bites
$12.95

Soft pretzilla bites served with our creamy blanco queso.

Cheese Curds

Half $7.95 | Full $13.95 • Deep fried white garlic cheddar cheese.

Gnome Sampler
$17.95

Half ordHalf an order of cheese curds, 3 crispy wings, chips & salsa, and half an order of pretzel bites.

Quesadilla
$13.95

Grilled chicken, melted cheddar jack, and grilled onions on a flour tortilla. Served with a side of salsa and sour cream.

Salads

House Salad
$12.95

Romaine, carrots, celery, cucumber, and tomato with your choice of dressing.

Chef Salad
$15.95

omaine, smoked turkey, honey ham, tomato, egg, cheddar cheese, cucumber with your choice of dressing.

Buffalo Chicken Salad
$15.95

Fried chicken tossed in buffalo sauce, romaine, celery, carrots, cheddar jack cheese with a choice of dressing.

Grilled Chicken Caesar Salad
$14.95

Grilled chicken breast, romaine lettuce, parmesan, house-made croutons. Served with creamy Caesar dressing

Dressings:

French, Zesty Italian, Ranch, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Bleu Cheese, Thousand Island, Honey Mustard, Caesar

The Burger Forge

Thirsty's Burger
$14.95

7oz beef patty, tomato, pickles, lettuce, onion. Seasoned with our proprietary blend of spices • Add: Cheese $1.00 | Bacon $1.50 | Sautéed Mushrooms $1.00 | Sautéed Onion $1.00 | Sautéed or Fresh Jalapeno $1.00

Southwest Cheeseburger
$16.95

7oz beef patty topped with an onion ring, creamy blanco queso, fresh jalapenos, serrano aioli.

Buttons & Bacon
$16.95

7oz beef patty, lettuce, tomato, sautéed mushrooms, melted Swiss cheese, crispy bacon.

Gnome Melt
$16.95

7oz beef patty, grilled onions, melted Swiss cheese, dill pickle, and our secret gnome sauce. Served on rye bread.

Sandwiches & Wraps

Pork Tenderloin
$14.95

Handmade and hand breaded tenderloin fried to perfection.

Buffalo Tender Wrap
$15.95

Crispy strips of breaded chicken tossed in buffalo and served in a flour wrap. Romaine, carrots, and celery.

Turkey BLT
$14.95

Grilled roasted turkey breast, garlic aioli, lettuce, tomato, and bacon. Served on a toasted hoagie.

BLT
$11.95
Cod Sandwich
$16.95

New England cod on a hoagie with lettuce, tomato and tartar.

Monte Cristo
$14.95

Ham, turkey, Swiss and American cheeses on honey wheat. Battered fried, dusted with powdered sugar, and served with apricot preserves.

Rueben
$15.95

Fresh shaved brisket, kraut, Swiss, Thousand Island on rye.

Prime Rib French Dip
$15.95

Sliced prime rib and melted Swiss on a toasted hoagie bun. Served with a side of au jus | Get it Philly style for $1.00 more

Buffalo Tender Sandwich
$15.95

Crispy strips of breaded chicken tossed in buffalo, melted pepper jack cheese, and ranch. Served on grilled Texas toast.

Dinners

All prices include sales tax.

Smothered Chicken
$18.95

Grilled chicken in a garlic reduction sauce covered in melted cheddar jack cheese and topped with bacon and mushrooms with your choice of side.

Chicken Fried Chicken
$19.95

Hand breaded chicken breast served with with country style green beans, mashed potatoes and country gravy • Available after 5 pm

Pork Tenderloin Dinner
$18.95

Hand-breaded pork tenderloin served with country-style green beans, mashed potatoes, and country gravy • Available after 5 pm

Chicken Strips
$18.95

Four strips of all-white chicken breast, hand-breaded and fried. Served with your choice of a dipping sauce or tossed in a sauce with your choice of side.

Fish & Chips
$20.95

Two large battered pieces of flaky New England cod. Fried and served with homemade tartar sauce and fries.

Open Faced Shaved Prime Rib
$22.95

Grilled Texas toast topped with our yummy shaved prime rib, homemade mashed potatoes, and au jus sauce. Served with country-style green beans • Available after 5 pm

Sides

All prices include sales tax.

French Fries

Side $3.75 | Basket $5.95

Onion Rings

Side $4.95 | Basket $7.95

Country Style Green Beans
$3.95
Mashed Potatoes & Gravy
$4.95
Carrots & Celery
$2.95
Side Salad
$4.95
Side Caesar Salad
$4.95
Side of Dressing or Sauce
$0.50

Dessert

Powdered Pretzel Bites
$8.95

Cinnamon cream cheese stuffed pretzel bites, tossed in powdered sugar.

Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

Menu

Tuesday
$11.95

Thirsty Burger or Tenderloin Sandwich.

Wednesday
$11.95

Your choice of 6 Wings & Fries, or just wings for | $1.50 each (Minimum 6)

Thursday
$1.75

Beef tacos, hard or soft with lettuce, cheese & house made salsa | Add: Onions, Tomatoes, Jalapeños, or Sour Cream +$0.25 each

Friday Philly & Fries
$12.95

Shaved prime rib, sautéed onion and green pepper, and melted Swiss. Served on a toasted hoagie.

Friday Prime Rib Dinner
$33.95

12 ounce prime rib served with country style green beans, mashed potatoes and country gravy, and side salad.

Saturday
$13.95

Prime Rib Dip or Rueben.

Sunday

Brunch menu from 10 am through 2 pm.

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