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The Thirsty Gnome is a neighborhood bar and restaurant in Kansas City, opened in October 2023 and owned by a husband-and-wife team. Known as a welcoming local hangout, The Thirsty Gnome serves great burgers, cold drinks, and classic bar favorites in a comfortable, community-focused setting.
As a veteran-owned Kansas City bar, supporting veterans and their families is an important part of who we are. The Thirsty Gnome proudly features local, live music, billiards and pool tables, and is a popular Kansas City sports bar for watching soccer and hometown teams. Guests can catch Sporting KC, KC Current, KC Royals, and Kansas City Chiefs games while enjoying great food, friendly service, and a relaxed neighborhood atmosphere.
Let us help you host an unforgettable event! We offer a variety of spaces to suit everything from intimate gatherings to lively celebrations, with both indoor and outdoor seating available.
Whether you're planning a birthday, reunion, work event, or any special occasion, our team is here to make it easy. Enjoy warm hospitality, customizable setups, and the unique charm of The Thirsty Gnome-where every celebration feels right at home.
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Chips & Salsa
$6.95
Chips & Queso
$8.95
Gnome Hats
$13.95
Loaded Cheese Fries
$12.95
Ultimate Nachos
$13.95
Gnome Stools
$10.95
Chicken Tenders
$12.95
Pretzel Bites
$12.95
Gnome Sampler
$17.95
Buffalo Chicken Salad
$15.95
Thirsty's Burger
$14.95
Buttons & Bacon
$16.95
Gnome Melt
$16.95
Monte Cristo
$14.95
Prime Rib French Dip
$15.95
Fish & Chips
$20.95
Open Faced Shaved Prime Rib
$22.95
Powdered Pretzel Bites
$8.95
Friday Prime Rib Dinner
$33.95
Let The Thirsty Gnome bring the flavor to your event. From fresh, garden-inspired bites to crowd-pleasing favorites, we offer catering options for gatherings of any size. Enjoy delicious food made with care while we handle the details.
CateringGreat bar! We came for music bingo, and it was an absolute blast. The staff was so nice and friendly. The taco salad and the gnome hats were excellent. I highly recommend checking them out.
The prime rib was great and the potatoes and the green beans was just like momma made them. The Yuengling was nice and cold! Mist importantly, thanks for having my friend Marde Brooks over to play his fantastic tunes for us all!!
We could not have been more pleased with our first visit here! Greeted by the bartenders when you enter, plus we had amazing service, and the food was delicious! Can't wait to come back!
When I get out with the guys this is my favorite place to let loose and have a drink, the owner is an awesome guy! I haven't tried their food yet I'm going to have to the next time we go out! Karaoke night is always entertaining.
Incredible food for a bar! Awesome and friendly staff, the owner takes great care of his place, and it's so much fun watching Chiefs games and shooting pool!!
Enjoy your favorite Thirsty Gnome dishes with just a few clicks. Whether you're craving fresh bites, hearty comfort food, or a hit of Paul's signature sauces, ordering online makes it quick and convenient. Choose pickup or delivery and let us bring the hometown flavor straight to you.
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